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VR Troopers: Kaitlin's Front Page

Updated: Mar 18


It's finally time to talk about it. Something special and monumental. Special in a lot of ways. What is it, dare you ask? Well, I'm going to delve into that 17th episode of VR Troopers. Yes, VR Troopers. While it wasn't exactly memorable or classic, that shows DiD many things for me... and to me. Especially the token gal of the group, Kaitlin Star. For those who don't know, Kaitlin Star had a moment within the short-lived English adaptations of three different series from the Metal Hero Series Franchise. And while it's not the best and definitely not going to win anyone's top five DiD scenes (other than mine), I can honestly say that Kaitlin's Front Page has had a lasting effect on me to this day. With that said, #TuT is going to dedicate this post to Kaitlin Star's Distress with some screen caps, and commissions, and highlight some DiD-Fics that managed to even make the light of day! With all that said, let's get into it, shall we?



Synopsis

These Skugs are pretty happy about all this. Man, I'd be too.

Kaitlin Star was captured by Skugs and tied to an explosive barrel. It's a Damsel in Distress episode. What more can one ask for? So how did she get herself in this predicament?



Some (not-so) shady guy in a hat and trenchcoat visits Underground Voice to give Kaitlin a front-page (I know, right?) story, and, of course, like the really good journalist that Ms. Star is, she decides to question and poke at this man who, most definitely isn't hiding anything or trying to lure Kaitlin Star to a distressing situation... or anything. An illegal weapon testing site sure deserves more questioning. To Kaitlin's dismay, however, the man didn't want to give Kaitlin anything else. The man didn't want the fire of the story to go away. He wanted to keep Kaitlin on her toes and see the story for herself.


Ask the right question, Kaitlin. Like "Do I get a gag?"

And this man's secrecy isn't giving him any points in Kaitlin's book. That is not a very amused look from the Trooper, for sure.


Flouncy skirt! swooshes around with every move.

But finally, the man got tired of Kaitlin's questions. He gets up and leaves Kaitlin with more questions than answers.


Our gal is left confused, frustrated, and still aching to ask questions. Maybe a gag would do to curb all that asking? We wish, right? Well, time to go to that secret illegal weapon testing site! Surely there's a front page for Kaitlin to take!


Ziktor. Evil man. A true crime boss that he is. He came up with the most nefarious villain ever. He set his goons to tie up a poor damsel while she's wearing a really short skirt!


Skip all that and Kaitlin's tied up!

Wait, when do we get Kaitlin all tied up? What's up with all this exposition? Relax! Just putting another screen cap for fun since we all love seeing Kaitlin Star tied to that sexy green barrel that is totally filled with flammable liquid.




Alright so back to the actual story. Kaitlin didn't exactly jump into the story as a total damsel. She DiD think about bringing the other Troopers along. Unfortunately, Ryan and JB were both busy. So... did Grimlord plan this one too?


Kaitlin arrived at the spot and that map on a Brand Notebook Filler Paper, Wide Ruled, 8" x 10 1/2", 3-Hole Punched really was helpful and accurate! That (not-so-shady) man in a trenchcoat and hat really knew how to draw said map with his pilot ballpoint pen. Completely impressed with the (not-so-shady) man's drawing skills and jittery at the idea of a new story from the front page, Kaitlin goes forward and on to greener pastures. She's for sure going to get a promotion on her own terms and not because she's a pretty face (and the fact that she's a Trooper--the most useless trooper, of course. Dare I say, the Damsel of the trio?).



"I've got a bad feeling about this place."

Kaitlin starts snapping pictures. I'm sure somewhere deep down she sees that green barrel and feels a rumble in between her.... stomach. But while Kaitlin is stuck in that feeling, our little Journalist gets a visit from the local personnel. One of those "consequences" of snooping around, ya know?






These folks aren't very happy that a snooping, perky, and thirsty-for-thrill journalist would dare show herself and sulk behind the shadows trying to get some photos of their illegal activities.


And then Kaitlin lies about being a businessman from out-of-state taking pictures of beautiful rock formations. The lying was pretty transparent. Do you know what was also transparent? These guys are Skugs. And they fumble to try and kidnap Kaitlin.


That's quite a kick.


There's a fight, of course. And for some reason, these Skug can't kidnap a lone Damsel despite there being three of them.



Wondering who really was in this suit is one of the 'behind-the-scens' I want to look into!

She's surrounded and the Skugs are unsure of what to do. There are some mediocre and cheesy 90s battle grid sequences where we can't even tell if it's actually the actress, Sarah Brown, that's inside that 'suit'. She does the voice which definitely fits the mood of the time for sure. Meaning, not the best syncing. I noticed that during these times in television, the gals don't really get hit which creates a complication if you are doing a #DiD episode. Eventually, Kaitlin got overwhelmed and got captured offscreen--lame I am aware, but hey, the DiD'ing around begins!


Now we're on to the good stuff!

One scene she's beating up Skugs, the next, she's getting tied up. Now I'm not against a damsel getting tied up, FAR from it. But I'm also a sucker for the onscreen capturing. Like, how did they get her out of the grid? Carry her? Did they tie up her hands before forcing her down on the ground and tied her to the barrel? Why didn't they gag her? These details are a must for the DiD community, something that they want to know. Something I continue to ponder about for these couple of decades.


Now before I go further, it's pretty obvious that the ropework is kind of... laughable. The ropes are loose. Are her hands even tied? Why are the Skugs so bad with knots? And why didn't Kaitlin get a gag? I know--this shouldn't be giving any DiD-lover any kind of tingles because of how awful the DiD scene is. And not to mention, VR Troopers isn't exactly a show that was oozing with gold script and plots. But there is definitely a charm that many can't deny including myself.


This wonderful scene was a transition from the initial onscreen tying to the second scene showing how "Kaitlin is doing". I would've just had this all in one scene and used another angle for "You Mean She's Missing?"

For one, the actress who plays Kaitlin Star, Sarah Joy Brown, is quite the looker. VR Troopers didn't shy away from making sure that young boys were aware of that. She wore a lot of clothing that highlighted those legs of hers. This scene definitely could have been done with jeans or something, which would still have been fine but I'm going to gamble that it would have been nowhere near as enticing as what she is wearing in this episode.


Now I'm going to go back and forth talking about the DiD scenes and talking about 'what's going on with the episode. I'm sure most folks care about how Kaitlin is doing rather than the amazing storytelling and high-octane action.



So JB and Ryan head to the Command Center and the Virtual Professor has no idea that Kaitlin is missing. Yes, Professor. She's missing. Check the Battle Grid log entries.


Grimlord is all excited about this turn of events. Sad thing is, deep down inside, he knows it's going to fail.


They found her! They should've zoomed in to see how they can untie her. And it's absolutely a trap, isn't it?


Never fear, Kaitlin Star! The heroes are on their way looking all cool with their bikes!


The next portion when we get to see Kaitlin Star, it's a widespan shot of her. Here, from this angle, we get to see just how 'considerate' Kaitlin's bindings are. And she's really got nothing to do but try and free herself, right?


Here's a question: why isn't she gagged? I mean, Sarah didn't have the best lines so we weren't missing anything so a gag wouldn't have hurt. Or maybe after she said her cliches, could she have been gagged for aesthetics? Then, of course, there's the rope work. One has to wonder, just how much did we have to depend on the suspension of disbelief? I mean, we suspended a lot but for me, that is mostly on the fact that the actress herself really sold it with what she's got. On one hand, the loose rope work actually allows for some mobility, making her struggling a bit more enticing if we are looking at it by allowing her more body movement. Some shots look really good because she's allowed to contort her legs one way and the other way. But a taut rope digging into her bare skin would have also done wonders for sure.


Some nice shots of Kaitlin trying to pick on her leg bindings

I'm also curious how long Sarah was actually "tied up". And I want to see the behind-the-scenes since most of the battle sequence was stock footage from Japan so the focus for the most part --I assume-- was mostly on her. I'll get something...eventually.


Guess it's time to talk about the episode, right? Okay so Ryan and JB arrive (how long was she tied up exactly?) and let it be known that rescue is coming. Of course, the guys are full of bravado until Kaitlin drops the 'bomb' (pun)... it's a trap!


"No! It's a Trap! You've walked into a set up!"

I always adored how exaggerated Kaitlin's warning was to her friends. I guess it wouldn't have been as memorable had Sarah Brown not delivered it as exciting and animated as she did. And while a bit cringe, the moment definitely served to add fuel to the fire.


But I am not complaining because Kaitlin Star has more time to squirm and struggle into the camera. A bit of a close-up up too. And yes, she still needs a gag.



The fact that Kaitlin can move her legs the way she can really does add to the scenes even if it means that it's obviously loose bindings on Sarah. I wonder how much she would have complained if she was tied a little more realistic? Guess a good gag would've stopped all that nonsense, right?


Those American Suits....

Regardless, it's Trooper transform time! The boys are off to fight their monster of the day.


The next moment doesn't serve much beyond seeing more of Kaitlin. Though the nature of this scene isn't too fruitful for us DiD lovers. This one is a rehashed scene for the last portion of Kaitlin's DiD moment--and what I mean by that is that we will see this same scene when the drones all explode. And while it's not the full shot, it is blatantly a repeat moment. But the one thing I will say is that it gives us more of Kaitlin's emotions.


If you pay close enough, you can actually see "Trooper Ryan" in the reflection of the green barrel. And clearly, Kaitlin is looking up and has a relieved look on her face. Again, meant to be for after the battle but they just decided to rehash it. Couldn't they have just used another shot of Kaitlin?


"Hurry, guys!"

Five minutes left? So... how long was she tied up? An hour or two? I'd say a few hours--least that's my head-canon. And Kaitlin really has the audacity to rush her fellow Troopers when she's the one tied up? Should've gagged her!


Now let's talk about Kaitlin's exposition dump. She tells them that Grimlord's monster(s)-of-the-day are fearsome creatures with awesome powers. Okay, well, not verbatim, but the message is the same. How does she know that? Were they showing her how powerful they were when she was sitting there all tied up for the past few hours? Or maybe everything is more powerful than her since she's all tied up? Honestly, in her Trooper form, she's still pretty weak. Yes, not very helpful intel there, Kaitlin. It should have gotten a gag, I swear.


"Careful, guys! Grimlord's Drones are really powerful!"

Also, I have to point out: that that barrel that is supposedly explosive is empty. Kaitlin manages to shake it during her oh-so-important dialogue.